200 Foot Tall Zombie???????

Odd….why’d I get stuck with this lol

I have to approach this with a sarcastic tone, sorry.

As a 200 foot zombie first I would wonder what I would eat? Generally zombies eat human flesh and unless there are 200 foot people in supply I doubt little people would even get noticed by me. I would lose one of zombies main advantages, being numerous and overwhelming people with numbers. Second I would lose any element of surprise, being 200 feet tall.

So if I were undead I would most likly seek to destroy as much as possible. Let me think. Find a nuclear plant would be first choice. Second would be any large explosive type thing. Hopefully I would be a virally created zombie and my exploded bits would infect the masses, also good if the military decided to blow me up.

Overall, 200 foot zombies just aren’t practical, now pigmy zombies on the other hand…..good times.

More Fun In Current Issues

Well I had to create a story using a few terms. And yes I am indeed in the middle of the wildfires you may have read about on the news. Yay im famous!

   A Story or Something

         

             Wildfires broke out in Brantley and Ware Counties one month. Alerted by his domestic spying, Super Bush flew over the fire and used his incredibly soggy logic to unleash a downpour of brain fluid that quickly extinguished the flames. In an interview about this latest presidential feat Bush was quoted as saying, “Heh Heh Heh, take THAT global warming!”         

         Kim Jong Ill recently visited Virginia Tech to formally apologize for the record breaking mass shooting that occurred, leaving many families and friends torn. However on his way there a group of illegal immigrants shouted across the parking lot of Wal-Mart where Kim was leaving after purchasing hair spray and Elvis Cd’s to “Go back where he came from.” In response Kim Jong
Ill shouted back, “Fear the wrath of my massive DONG missile!”         

         Many teens such as Brandon Snot have been influenced by the growing drug culture in America. These teens begin using many terrible drugs at an early age and say its all in the name of “having fun”. In other news the rate of teen suicides are dramatically increasing, and the government says on the matter “What? Me figure it out?”. Senators Hilary Clinton, John Edwards, and John McCain raced to see who could blame video games faster while driving their SUV’s and throwing money out the windows.          

The Story Prism

I’ve got a great idea for some sort of fun shin dig we can get goin on my blog. Since the majority of the readers call themselves writers I’ve decided to bring an old idea I have had since the Scythe’s Edge was still running, except with a new twist. I was going to set a theme for myself and then write short stories based on said theme, and the fun is I would write completely different versions using things such as different characters, perspectives, viewpoints, time tenses, ect. And today I had the great idea of asking any of my readers interested to join the fun by sending in any and all no matter how many short stories based on the theme chosen, and obviously everyone will have a different sort of story. I will put a page up with all the information such as (obviously) how to get the story to me, stating you WILL be credited for your contribution (i will NEVER pass it off as my own, plus I will have my own stories with it anyway), ect. Leave your comment as support and I will indeed do this. I think it will be a very kick ass thing for many reasons including the simplest one of all, to tell a good story. You can compare all the different morals, perspectives, styles, and all that jazz and that will help my philosopher side to boot! So how about it? And I want you to know, the story can be a simple paragraph if you are not a serious writer! This is going to be a very everyone can join in the fun activity and I hope it grows with time to include many people, and i promise I will put EVERY entry (except intentionally retarded ones) up, no matter how big or small, good or great (no bad stories in my book). I will also do things like post your email if you’d like readers to critique your work. Anyways, your thoughts?

 

(no this does not apply to my current issues class but im using it as my free write anyways)